How to tell if you're playing too much Clash of Clans:
- You didnít notice itís 2017 now.
- You think you can hear the Elixir collection noise at random intervals during the day when the game isnít even on.
- When you strain to lift something, you find yourself making the Barbarian deployment noise: ďhor-ha!Ē
- Donald who?
- When you're lacking in energy, you press your stomach and suddenly get a burst of speed and find you are being followed by 6 mini versions of yourself.
- You haven't noticed that your parents have changed the porn-filter password on your laptop.
- When your mother's nagging you, it starts to sound like the Valkyrie attack noise.